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I called my mom on her birthday, and she was so happy. She said, "Guess what I got?" I'm thinking, "Maybe a spa day or a fancy dinner?" Nope, she proudly announced, "A new set of Tupperware!" Ah, the excitement of adulthood.
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My mom is the queen of re-gifting. On her birthday, she opened a present and exclaimed, "Oh, this is perfect for Aunt Mildred!" It's like her birthday is a redistribution center for gifts she didn't want in the first place.
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Moms and birthdays are like peanut butter and jelly – a classic combination. But my mom takes it to the next level. She celebrates her birthday month. Yep, an entire month. I can barely remember my own birth date, and she's planning a month-long fiesta.
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I asked my mom what she wanted for her birthday, and she said, "Just a quiet day with no drama." Well, that lasted about five minutes until the neighbors' cat got into a heated argument with a squirrel outside. Happy drama-free birthday, Mom!
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I took my mom out to dinner for her birthday, and she insisted on paying. I thought, "Wow, she's really embracing the birthday spirit!" Turns out, she just wanted to earn extra points for her loyalty card at the restaurant. Birthday or not, discounts come first.
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On my mom's birthday, she told me, "Age is just a number." I agree, especially when that number comes with discounts at the movies and senior citizen benefits. Mom, you're not getting older; you're just upgrading your membership in the discounts club!
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Moms and their birthday cakes – it's a love story. But my mom's cake this year was so massive; I think it had more layers than a complex family drama. I asked her if she wanted cake, and she said, "Just a small slice." Small slice? I needed a forklift to carry it!
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Moms have this amazing ability to turn any birthday into a cleaning marathon. It's like she's competing in the "Olympics of Dusting" on her special day. Candles on the cake? More like dusting wands in hand.
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My mom dropped a hint about her birthday gift weeks in advance. She kept saying, "I just want something that sparkles." So, on her big day, I handed her a glittery broom. Not exactly what she had in mind, but hey, it does sparkle!
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