7 Jokes About Mitch Mcconnell

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Updated on: Jun 28 2024

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Mitch McConnell tried to break a world record for sitting still. Turns out, he's been practicing that for years in Congress!
Mitch McConnell tried to be a stand-up comedian, but every joke had a filiblank punchline!
Mitch McConnell joined a book club, but they kept filibustering his suggestions!
Why did Mitch McConnell bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
Mitch McConnell tried to play hide and seek. He's still filibustering in the closet!
Mitch McConnell started a gardening club, but they disbanded because he kept filibustering the plant's growth!
Mitch McConnell walked into a bakery and asked, 'Do you have anything that's easy to digest?' They handed him a thesaurus!

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