7+ Best One Liners Jokes For missile

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What do you call a missile that tells jokes? A comedi-missile!

I bought a missile online, but it came with no instructions. Now I can't launch it properly, and I'm just winging it!

I tried to make a joke about missiles, but it bombed!

I told my friend I launched a missile in the kitchen. He panicked until he saw it was just a microwave!

What's a missile's favorite type of party? A blast!

What did the missile say to its ex? 'You're the bomb, but our relationship was explosive!

I asked the missile how it was feeling. It said it was a bit ballistic today!

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