5 Jokes For Missile

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 07 2025

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The Stand-Up Comedian

Incorporating missile humor without getting flagged by the authorities.
My comedy is like a missile: it either lands perfectly, or I leave the stage in a blaze of awkward silence.

The Delivery Guy

Accidentally delivering a missile instead of a pizza.
They say the customer is always right, but I didn't realize they meant "right on target" with a missile.

The Alien Observer

Misinterpreting Earth's obsession with missiles as a form of greeting.
If aliens visited Earth during a missile parade, they'd think, "Wow, these Earthlings really know how to throw a 'welcome to the neighborhood' party!

The Relationship Counselor

Helping a couple navigate their differences when one is obsessed with missiles.
My girlfriend told me to choose between her and my missile collection. I said, "Baby, our love is the real explosion!

The Inventor

Trying to invent a missile that delivers punchlines instead of destruction.
Imagine a missile that tells dad jokes - the ultimate weapon of mass groanstruction!

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