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Missile" is one of those words that sounds cooler the less you think about it. Like, it's just a fancy way of saying, "Here comes something really fast and probably expensive.
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You ever notice how they always use the word "missile" for something that's supposed to be super fast? Like, "That guy's running like a missile!" But have you ever seen a missile at the DMV? It'd be in the slowest lane, probably lost its launch code.
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It's funny how we use "missile" to describe something super speedy, but then in traffic, we're all moving at the pace of a slow-motion missile. Rush hour turns everyone into these polite, slow-moving projectiles.
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Missile" is like the VIP word for speed. You throw it in a sentence, and suddenly, everything's urgent and fast-paced. "Kids, get ready, grandma's coming over at missile o'clock!
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Missile" sounds so intense, right? But have you noticed how we use it for things that aren't even remotely threatening? "I missed my bus by a second!" Oh no, I'm a human missile late for work!
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Imagine if we applied the concept of a "missile" to everyday things. "Hey, Bob, can you pass me that sandwich missile?" It'd be like lunch on turbo mode.
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You know what's ironic? The word "missile" sounds like a super fast, high-tech thing, but half the time, your internet speed at home moves slower than a sleepy turtle. I guess that's why they don't call it "missile-speed internet.
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Ever wonder why we never call our morning coffee a "wake-up missile"? I mean, that's exactly what it does: hits you fast, gets you going, and leaves you ready to conquer the world.
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Missile" is like the word equivalent of wearing a superhero cape. You attach it to anything, and suddenly, it's got this aura of speed and power. "Honey, pass me that remote missile!
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