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Why did Miss Piggy go to the casino? She heard they had a slot machine that dispenses bacon!
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Why did Miss Piggy open a bakery? She wanted to make some sweet and porky treats!
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Why did Miss Piggy take a suitcase to the party? She was ready to pig and pack!
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What did Miss Piggy say when asked about her favorite movie? 'The Sow-pranos!
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What did Miss Piggy say when asked about her love for Kermit? 'He's my main squeal!
Miss Piggy's Cooking Show
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Miss Piggy is starting her own cooking show. It's called Sizzle and Sass. The first episode is all about making bacon-wrapped everything because, as she puts it, If you can't beat them, eat them!
Miss Piggy's Diet Tips
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I heard Miss Piggy has a new diet plan. It's called oink and shrink. You just oink loudly at everything you want to eat, and then you shrink away from it in shame.
Miss Piggy's Fashion Sense
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Miss Piggy is a fashion icon, right? I mean, she always looks fabulous. I asked her once for style advice, and she said, It's all about accessorizing with pearls and not giving a hogwash about what others think!
Miss Piggy's Fitness Routine
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Miss Piggy's fitness mantra is simple – she lifts. She lifts a fork, she lifts a spoon, and occasionally, she lifts her spirits with a good old-fashioned piggyback ride on Kermit.
Miss Piggy's Love Life
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You know, Miss Piggy and I have something in common – we both have a complicated love life. But at least when she breaks up with someone, it's not followed by a tearful karate demonstration.
Miss Piggy's Hollywood Auditions
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I heard Miss Piggy auditioned for a role in a movie recently. They told her it was a romantic comedy, but she misunderstood and showed up ready for a ham-antic comedy. Not quite what they had in mind.
Miss Piggy's Late-Night Snacking
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I heard Miss Piggy's midnight snack is a real production. She puts on a full glam look, tiptoes to the kitchen, and then opens the fridge like it's the curtain to a Broadway show. I guess every snack is a starring role in her life!
Miss Piggy's Karaoke Nights
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Miss Piggy loves karaoke, especially when she sings I Will Survive. But it's a bit different when she does it. Instead of breaking up with a lover, she's breaking out of a blanket of bacon.
Miss Piggy's Tech Troubles
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Miss Piggy tried to set up an online dating profile, but every time she swiped right, it just meant she wanted another serving of bacon. Needless to say, her love life is still stuck in airplane mode.
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