7+ Best One Liners Jokes For miss piggy

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What did Miss Piggy say when she aced her test? 'That's sow-brilliant!

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit when he asked her to dinner? 'I'd love to, but I'm bacon other plans.

Why did Miss Piggy join a gym? She wanted to pork out!

What did Miss Piggy say to the frog fortune-teller? 'I see pork in your future!

What did Miss Piggy say to the mirror? 'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the hammiest of them all?

Why did Miss Piggy become a detective? She loved solving hamsteries!

Why did Miss Piggy take up gardening? She wanted to grow her own pork bouquet!

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