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You ever get relationship advice from a ghost? It's not like they have a great track record in the romance department. My ghost writer drops this note on me, "misogynistic," and suddenly I'm worried that I'm getting dating tips from the spirit of an eternal bachelor. I can picture it now: "Hey, buddy, if you really want to impress her, just ignore her opinions and talk louder. Chivalry is dead, but misogyny is eternal!" Thanks, but I think I'll stick to Tinder and avoid getting ghosted in more ways than one.
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You know how in comedy clubs, you sometimes get that one heckler who just won't shut up? Well, imagine having a ghost heckler! I'm on stage, doing my thing, and suddenly I hear this ethereal voice whispering, "That's not funny. Women won't get that joke." I'm like, "Dude, you're dead. What do you know about modern dating humor?" I never thought I'd be arguing with a ghost about political correctness. It's like, "Buddy, you're haunting the wrong person. Go find a ghost woke comedian and leave me alone!
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You know, I've been trying to figure out what's scarier than a haunted house. And then it hit me – a haunted mindset! I've got this ghost writer who sends me notes, and one day, the note just says "misogynistic." I'm thinking, "Wait a minute, is Casper trying to ruin my career? What's going on here?" I'm not saying my ghost writer is a misogynist, but I do wonder if he's been hanging out with the ghost of toxic masculinity. Maybe they're sipping ectoplasmic beers and high-fiving each other in the afterlife, planning their next haunting mission – my stand-up career!
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I've got this ghost writer who sends me notes that make me question my entire act. One day, it's "misogynistic," the next day it's "woke." I'm caught in a supernatural tug-of-war between the ghost of misogyny and the poltergeist of political correctness. I can see it now – a sitcom in the afterlife. "Ghostwriters of the Paranormal Comedy Club." They argue about which notes to send me, and I'm stuck here on Earth trying to keep both the living and the dead happy. It's like I'm running a comedy séance – trying to channel the spirits of laughter without offending any ghosts!
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