10 Jokes For Misogynistic

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Updated on: Jun 22 2025

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Misogynistic guys are like broken GPS systems – they insist on taking you down the wrong path, and when you correct them, they just keep recalculating their misguided route. Newsflash: equality is not a detour; it's the destination.
Misogynistic behavior is like that one annoying pop-up ad that won't go away. You close it, and it's back again, making you question your life choices. Can we just install an ad-blocker for sexism, please?
You ever notice how some guys think being misogynistic is a rare talent, like they're part of an exclusive club? Sorry, fellas, but hating on half the population doesn't make you a VIP; it just makes you a party pooper.
You know, they say the early bird catches the worm, but I think the early misogynist just catches a glare from every woman in the room. It's like, "Dude, give us a chance to wake up before you start with your outdated opinions, okay?
Misogynistic thinking is like trying to use a flip phone in the smartphone era. It's outdated, clunky, and everyone around you is wondering why you haven't upgraded to a more enlightened model. Let's all strive for the iPhone of equality, folks!
You ever notice how the term "misogynistic" sounds like a fancy way of saying, "Dude, you really need to update your dictionary"? I mean, who even came up with that word? It's like they were playing Scrabble and thought, "Hmm, how can I use all these letters and make someone sound really bad?
Misogynistic pickup lines are like a bad magic trick. They think they're pulling a rabbit out of a hat, but all they're really doing is revealing their lack of charm. "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears." Yeah, including any interest I had in this conversation.
Have you ever noticed that some misogynistic guys act like they're giving women a compliment, but it's more like a backhanded compliment with a twist of 1950s nostalgia? "You're pretty smart for a woman." Thanks, but I'll take being smart without the sexist side dish, please.
Misogynistic comments are like unsolicited advice – nobody asked for it, and it usually makes things worse. "You should smile more." Yeah, well, you should speak less.
Misogynistic guys are like those stubborn USB plugs – they never seem to fit in the first time, and you just end up flipping them over and trying again. Newsflash, fellas: women aren't gadgets; you don't need to keep flipping your mindset.

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