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I told my misogynistic friend to change his ways, but he insisted on sticking to his 'anti-lady' principles!
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Why did the misogynistic baseball player refuse to join the team? He didn't want to play fair with women!
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Why did the misogynistic sandwich break up with its bread? It just couldn't handle the crumb-lace!
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I used to have a misogynistic dog, but I trained it to be more 'pawsitive' in its attitude!
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What did the misogynistic pen say to the paper? 'I draw the line at treating you with respect!
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I asked my misogynistic friend to dance, but he refused, saying he doesn't want to 'step on anyone's rights'!
Lost in Translation
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I was accused of being misogynistic because I once said, I don't understand women. Look, I don't understand quantum physics either, but you don't see anyone calling me a quantum-phobic, do you?
Man Cold vs. Woman Flu
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Apparently, I'm misogynistic because I once said men handle colds better than women handle the flu. Look, it's not a competition, but have you seen a man with a runny nose? We act like it's the end of the world; tissues become our new best friends!
Misunderstood Chivalry
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I got accused of being misogynistic because I held the door open for a woman. I mean, really? I just thought it was a nice gesture, not a secret plot to set women back a century. Next time, I'll just let the door slam in everyone's face equally!
Garbage Bin Diplomacy
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Apparently, I'm misogynistic because I never take out the trash. Hey, it's not a statement about gender roles; it's just my way of supporting the local raccoon community. I call it garbage bin diplomacy – bringing animals together, one leftover pizza at a time!
Misogynistic Microwave
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I got accused of being misogynistic because I don't know how to use the microwave properly. In my defense, that thing has more buttons than a spaceship, and I'm just trying not to nuke my leftovers into another dimension.
Love and Laundry
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You know, someone once called me misogynistic. I was like, Hold on a second, I've been doing laundry for years. I separate the lights from the darks; that's practically a feminist movement in my washing machine!
Shopping Shenanigans
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They called me misogynistic because I hate shopping. Look, it's not about disliking women; it's about disliking spending hours trying to decide between 50 shades of lipstick. I can barely decide between regular and spicy ketchup!
Toilet Seat Chronicles
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They accused me of being misogynistic because I leave the toilet seat up. It's not a political statement; it's just that I have the memory of a goldfish, and if I put it down, I'd forget to lift it the next time!
Romantic Texting Woes
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They said I'm misogynistic because my texts lack romance. I'm sorry, but Shakespeare never had to express his love in 280 characters or less. If Juliet had to deal with character limits, we'd still be reading Romeo and Jul...
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