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You ever been in a meeting that was supposed to last just a minute, but it turns into an hour-long debate about the office coffee machine? Yeah, welcome to corporate time warp!
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Isn't it funny how a minute's silence at a gathering can feel so awkwardly long? We all agree to it, but then you start wondering, "Did I turn off the stove? Did I lock the car?" That minute becomes a test of mental gymnastics!
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There's something oddly satisfying about watching a minute turn into an hourglass. You start thinking deep thoughts, like, "If time is just sand slipping away, then why am I contemplating life instead of doing my laundry?
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Why is it that when you're running late, every single minute feels like a millisecond? But when you're early, each minute becomes this endless abyss where time goes to take a nap!
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Trying to set the perfect timer for boiling eggs is like playing a high-stakes game. Too short, and you've got a raw egg; too long, and you've got a ping-pong ball. One minute makes all the difference between breakfast and a kitchen disaster!
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You know you're adulting when you actually get excited about a minute of uninterrupted bathroom time. Ah, the joys of solitude in a household of chaos!
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Ever try to meditate? You sit down, close your eyes, and think, "I'm going to focus on my breathing for just a minute." Ten minutes later, you're planning your next vacation in your head. One minute, my zen!
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Ever try to do a plank for just a minute? Sounds easy until your body starts screaming, "Abandon ship!" and suddenly, the floor looks like a comfortable resting place.
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You ever notice how a minute on a treadmill feels like an hour, but a minute waiting for your food delivery feels like seconds? Time really has its priorities mixed up!
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