5 Jokes For Minute

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jan 06 2025

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The One-Minute Manager

Working for a boss who believes in the one-minute management style
My one-minute manager's favorite phrase is, "I need it yesterday." Well, sorry, but even in the one-minute world, time travel hasn't been invented yet.

The Minute Hand

The minute hand on the clock
I envy the minute hand; it has the easiest job. Just move 60 times and call it a day. If only life were as simple as a minute hand clocking out at 5 PM.

The One-Minute Workout

The promise of getting fit in just one minute
Whoever came up with the one-minute workout has clearly never seen me struggle to put on skinny jeans in under 60 seconds. Now, that's a workout.

The Microwave Minute

Waiting for your food in the microwave for a minute
Ever notice how the microwave minute is the longest unit of time? It's like the universe decided that heating up leftovers should be a test of our patience, a trial by fire—well, microwave radiation.

The Last Minute Shopper

Shopping for gifts at the last minute
The last-minute shopper's motto: "Why plan ahead when you can panic later?" I'm not saying it's the best strategy, but it hasn't failed me yet—well, mostly.

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