7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes About milk

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Why don't milk jokes ever get old? Because they're always fresh!

Why did the milk run a marathon? It wanted to be extra creamy!

Why did the milk go to therapy? It had too many curdled emotions!

Why did the milk join a band? It had the drumsticks!

Why was the milk so good at hide and seek? Because it could stay fresh in the fridge!

I told my friend 10 jokes about milk, but he didn't laugh at any. Guess he's lactose intolerant!

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, but I'm like, 'Do you have a valid ID?

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