6 Jokes About Milk

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Updated on: Jun 09 2025

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I tried to make a joke about milk, but it was too cheesy.

I told my friend I can make milk disappear. He asked, 'How?' I said, 'By drinking it.

What do you call a cow with no milk? An udder failure!

What did the glass of milk say to the cookie? 'You complete me.

I spilled milk on my keyboard. Now it's all lactose-intolerant.

I asked the cashier if the store had almond milk. She said, 'No, you have to milk the almonds yourself.

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