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What did one glass of milk say to the other? 'You're udderly delightful!
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Why did the milk go to school? Because it wanted to be a little brie-ghter!
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Why did the milk bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house!
Got Milk, Got Problems
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You ever notice that the 'Got Milk?' slogan never addresses the real issues? Like, Got Milk? Well, now you've got a lactose stomachache, expiration date paranoia, and a fridge that smells like a dairy farm.
Milk Carton Musings
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I saw a missing persons photo on a milk carton once, and I thought, Well, maybe they just ran away from their lactose intolerant family. I get it – sometimes you need a break from the cheese lectures.
Milk and Cookies Dilemma
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Why is milk the designated partner for cookies? I mean, they're basically forcing you into a relationship. You can't have cookies without milk – it's a package deal. It's like the dessert mafia making sure you stay loyal to the sweet alliance.
The Milk Marathon
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Buying milk is like participating in a marathon. You enter the store, sprint to the dairy section, grab the milk, and then it's a race against time to the checkout before the expiration date catches up with you. I've never seen anyone run faster with a gallon of 2% in their hands.
Lactose Lament
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I'm lactose intolerant, but I love milk. It's like being in a toxic relationship – you know it's not good for you, but you keep going back for more. I'm over here sipping lactose-free milk, pretending it's the real deal. It's like the almond milk is winking at me, saying, I got you, lactose loser!
Expiration Anxiety
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Have you ever noticed how milk has this uncanny ability to turn into a ticking time bomb in your fridge? I mean, you buy it, and suddenly it's playing mind games with you. You open the fridge, and it's like, Guess what? I expire tomorrow. Enjoy the pressure!
Milk Carton Mysteries
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I love how milk cartons have those missing persons photos. Like, are we supposed to believe that people just vanished into thin air after drinking too much milk? Maybe the cow mafia is behind it – You talk, you vanish. No one messes with the herd.
Milk: The Breakfast Bully
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You ever notice that cereal bullies you into using milk? It's like, Oh, you thought you could just eat me dry? No way! Bring in the milk or prepare for a tasteless rebellion. Cereal has become the dictator of breakfast, and milk is its enforcer.
Moo-d Swings
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Alright, so I'm at the grocery store, trying to buy some milk, you know, the basic stuff. But the milk aisle is like a battlefield. There are so many options - whole milk, skim milk, almond milk, soy milk. I'm standing there thinking, I just wanted some moo juice, not a life-altering decision!
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