19 Middle School Graduation Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 19 2025

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What's a middle schooler's favorite type of humor? Grad-stand-up comedy!
What do you call a graduate who loves science? A middle schooler – they've mastered the art of 'graduation' and 'experimentation'!
Why did the middle school graduate become a gardener? Because they wanted to grow in every aspect of life!
Why did the middle school graduate bring a ladder to the ceremony? Because they wanted to take their education to the next level!
Why did the middle schooler bring a pencil to the graduation party? In case they wanted to draw some conclusions!
Why did the middle schooler become a chef? They wanted to cook up a recipe for success!
What's a middle school graduate's favorite type of math? Grad-ometry!
Why did the middle schooler bring a compass to graduation? To always find their way to success!
Why did the middle schooler bring a calendar to graduation? They wanted to be ready for the next big date in their life!

Middle School Time Travel

If time travel were possible, I'd go back to my middle school graduation and give myself a pep talk: Don't worry, future you will learn how to use deodorant, and those braces will eventually pay off... literally.

Middle School Wisdom

At a middle school graduation, they should give out diplomas that say, Survived pre-teen drama and can now distinguish between a real problem and a 'OMG, they didn't invite me to their sleepover' crisis.

Middle School Diplomacy

Getting a middle school diploma is basically a certification in diplomacy. I mean, navigating the complex social hierarchies, avoiding cafeteria food fights, and mastering the art of passing notes without getting caught – it's like a crash course in international relations.

Middle School Wisdom Teeth

Middle school is like the wisdom teeth of life – it's awkward, painful, and you wonder why it's necessary. But hey, once it's over, you realize it served some purpose, even if it was just teaching you how to survive on cafeteria mystery meat.

Middle School Graduation

You know, middle school graduation is like receiving a diploma for surviving awkwardness. It's like saying, Congratulations, you made it through three years of questionable fashion choices and voice cracks without too much trauma.

Middle School Maturity

Middle school graduation is proof that you can mature in the most immature environment possible. It's like growing a flower in a swamp – you may have started as a tadpole, but now you're a slightly more refined tadpole.

Middle School Time Capsule

If middle school graduations had time capsules, they would be filled with awkward school dance photos, cringeworthy love notes, and the elusive missing socks that seem to disappear in every middle schooler's laundry.

Middle School GPS

Middle school graduation is like reaching the destination on a bizarre GPS journey. You made it through detours, wrong turns, and a questionable sense of direction, and now you're standing there thinking, Wait, I survived that?

Middle School Superpowers

Middle school graduates should get capes because surviving that hormonal tornado deserves some superhero recognition. Imagine a world where our superpowers include the ability to withstand awkward stares and navigate the treacherous terrain of group projects.

Middle School Philosophers

Middle school graduates are like philosophers in training. They've pondered the deep questions of life, such as Why is math a thing? and Is there any logic behind cafeteria food portions? It's the Socratic method with a side of puberty.

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