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Middle school graduation ceremonies are like a sneak peek into the future of awkwardness. Kids in formal wear, trying to navigate the fine line between looking sophisticated and not tripping over their own feet. It's like watching baby giraffes attempt a runway show.
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If you want to feel old, attend a middle school graduation and realize that the kids graduating were born after your favorite childhood cartoons were canceled. Suddenly, you're the living relic with tales of Saturday morning adventures.
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Middle school graduations are the only events where everyone is simultaneously proud and relieved. Parents are proud of their kids, and the kids are relieved they survived without accidentally setting the science lab on fire.
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Middle school graduations should come with a warning label: "May cause sudden nostalgia and flashbacks to questionable fashion choices and questionable crushes." It's a trip down memory lane you didn't know you signed up for.
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Attending a middle school graduation is a unique experience. You witness the birth of dreams and the death of innocence, all in the span of a 15-minute ceremony. It's like an emotional rollercoaster sponsored by puberty.
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You know you're getting old when you attend a middle school graduation, and you start calculating how long it's been since you were in middle school. Spoiler alert: It's way longer than you want to admit.
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The awkwardness of middle school graduations is a universal language. No matter your background, we can all bond over the cringe-worthy moments of adolescents attempting to be graceful and sophisticated – emphasis on "attempting.
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Middle school graduations are like the dress rehearsal for the high school drama of life. You see the kids practicing their "grown-up" faces, but deep down, you know they're still mastering the art of not giggling during serious moments.
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The speeches at middle school graduations are like a crash course in clichés. You've got the classic "reach for the stars," "follow your dreams," and the ever-popular "don't forget to thank your teachers." It's like a buffet of motivational quotes with a side of eye rolls.
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