5 Middle School Graduation Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 19 2025

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Overenthusiastic Parent

When your excitement for your kid graduating is just too much.
I wanted to make sure everyone knew my kid was a genius, so I brought a foghorn to the graduation. When they called his name, I blasted it. Genius deserves a proper announcement, right?

Anxious Janitor

Facing the daunting task of cleaning up after the chaotic graduation festivities.
I'm convinced these kids practice throwing their graduation caps like frisbees before the ceremony. Every year, it's like a cap-tastrophe. I dodge them like I'm in a cap dodgeball championship. I should get hazard pay for this.

Cafeteria Worker

Dealing with the aftermath of a middle school graduation party in the cafeteria.
These kids have the audacity to throw confetti in the cafeteria. Confetti! Do they know how long it takes to clean that up? I feel like a janitor at a New Year's Eve party every graduation day.

Nostalgic Teacher

Dealing with emotional attachment to students leaving.
Graduation day is tough for teachers. It's like watching your favorite Netflix series come to an end. You're proud of the journey, but you're also wondering, "What am I going to do with all this free time now?

Reluctant Teenager

Trying to act cool while secretly being proud.
They say middle school prepares you for the real world. Well, if the real world involves awkward dances and cafeteria mystery meat, sign me up! I'm totally prepared now.

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