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Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!
Egg-Nog Embarrassment
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Tried making my own egg-nog last year. Let's just say, instead of a Merry Christmas, I got a Merry Call-a-doctor. Note to self: milk and eggs are not the same as holiday cheer.
Santa's Surfing
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Santa decided to trade in his sleigh for a surfboard last summer. But after getting stuck in a wave, he realized that saying Merry Christmas and catching a wave don't mix. Let's just say the reindeers were on standby with life jackets!
The Naughty List Tech Upgrade
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You know you're in trouble when Santa upgrades his Naughty List to an app. My notifications were blowing up! Merry Christmas, you're blocked from Santa's workshop.
Christmas Carol Karaoke
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Went to a Christmas party, and they had a karaoke machine. Everyone was singing carols, but when it came to the Merry Christmas part, everyone sounded like a cat in distress. Who knew joy could sound so painful?
Elf on a Diet
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I heard about this new Christmas diet called Elf on the Shelf, but honestly, every time I try it, I just end up eating more cookies. So much for that Merry Christmas figure!
Reindeer's Revolt
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Ever wonder why Rudolph's nose is red? That's not from leading the sleigh; that's from the annual reindeer revolt against Santa's diet plan. Merry Christmas, Santa, but lay off the cookies, would ya?
Merry Christmas Malfunctions
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You know, every Christmas, my family puts up lights, and they always end up looking like a Jackson Pollock painting. I'm pretty sure the neighbors think we're celebrating a Merry Christmas Malfunction!
Snowball Confessions
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Last winter, I confessed my love using snowballs. But let me tell you, it didn't go as planned. I said, Merry Christmas, I think you're cool, and she responded with, I think you're flaky.
North Pole Reality TV
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Did you know the North Pole has its own reality TV show? It's called Polar-ized. Let's just say the drama between the snowmen and the elves is frosty at best. Merry Christmas, now watch your back!
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