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Christmas Trees Anonymous
The life of a Christmas tree from the tree's perspective
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The Christmas tree said, "I've been through a lot. First, I'm the center of attention, then I'm discarded on the curb like an old newspaper. I feel like the Kardashian of the plant kingdom.
Santa's Dilemma
Santa's struggle with modern technology
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Santa tried setting up an online wish list for the kids. Turns out, "Dear Santa, bring me world peace" doesn't fit in a text message. Now, he's just hoping for a good data plan next year.
Christmas Presents Unwrapped
The disappointment of receiving unexpected Christmas gifts
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My friend gave me a gift card for Christmas. The card said, "Unlimited shopping spree!" Turns out, it was for a store that sells only air. I guess I'll breathe in style this year.
Overworked Elf
An elf's struggle with the increasing demands of the holiday season
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The elf union is on strike. They want better working conditions and dental insurance. The tooth fairy has great coverage; maybe Santa should take notes.
New Year's Resolution Snowman
A snowman's existential crisis as he sees the end of the year approaching
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The snowman told me he's considering a move to the Southern Hemisphere for a longer lifespan. I said, "Good luck explaining Christmas to kangaroos. They're more into boxing day, literally.
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