6 Jokes For Merry Christmas

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Updated on: Jul 02 2025

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I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug!

Why was the snowman looking sad? He had a meltdown!

I asked Santa for a gym membership this Christmas. I guess he thought I said 'gin membership' because I got a bottle of gin!

Why did the Christmas cookie go to therapy? It was feeling crumbly!

Why did the Christmas wreath go to therapy? It had too many issues with commitment!

I'm on the 'nice' list, but I identify as 'naughty'. It's 2023, Santa, get with the times!

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