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Why did the menu apply for a job? It wanted to be in the daily specials!
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Why did the smartphone break up with the menu? It couldn't handle the constant scrolling.
Menu Time Warp
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I was at a fancy restaurant recently, and the menu was so sophisticated that it felt like I was reading a document from the future. There were ingredients on there I've never heard of. I asked the waiter, Is this a menu or a sneak peek into 2050? I just wanted a burger, not a time-traveling culinary experience.
Menu Jargon
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I went to a restaurant with a menu that had so much food jargon, I felt like I needed a dictionary. The waiter was explaining the dishes like he was narrating a documentary. The quinoa is delicately cradled by a drizzle of artisanal balsamic reduction. I just wanted a meal, not a TED Talk on food philosophy.
Menu Mysteries
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I went to a restaurant that had a menu with descriptions so vague, it felt like I was entering a culinary Twilight Zone. The chef's special is a journey of flavors. What does that even mean? I'm not looking for a journey; I just want a destination called full and satisfied.
Menu Confessions
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Menus are like confessional booths for food. You sit down, open the menu, and suddenly you're confessing your dietary sins. Forgive me, waiter, for I have indulged in carbs. I'll have the salad, but bring it with a side of remorse.
Menu Renaissance
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Menus these days are like Shakespearean dramas. I feel like I need to dramatically recite my order in iambic pentameter. To eat, or not to eat, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the stomach to suffer the hunger pangs of outrageous fortune...
Menu Indecision
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I hate it when the waiter comes to take my order, and I'm still staring at the menu like I'm deciphering an ancient manuscript. The waiter gives me that look like, Come on, buddy, it's just food. I'm like, This decision will impact the next 20 minutes of my life, let me have my moment.
Menu Enigma
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Menus these days are like secret codes. I feel like I need a decoder ring just to figure out what I want for lunch. I asked the waiter, What's the chef's special? He said, It's a surprise. Surprise? This is not a meal, it's a mystery novel. I just want to eat, not solve a culinary whodunit.
Menu Mind Games
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Have you ever been to a restaurant where the menu has no prices? It's like playing a high-stakes game of culinary poker. I'm scanning the menu thinking, Am I about to order a burger or a down payment on a car? Can I put this on a payment plan?
Menu Madness
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You ever go to a restaurant and the menu is so big, it's like reading a novel? I went to this place, and I swear, by the time I reached the dessert section, I had forgotten what appetizer I ordered. I was just nodding at the waiter like, Surprise me, bring me something with sugar in it.
Menu FOMO
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Ever been to a restaurant where the menu is so overwhelming that you get menu FOMO? You're sitting there, regretting your choice before you even order. Your friend gets something that sounds amazing, and suddenly you're thinking, Why did I commit to this salad? I should've gone with the pasta regret.
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