7 Jokes For Menu

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Updated on: Feb 17 2025

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The menu and I have a lot in common. We're both full of choices, and sometimes we're just overwhelmed!
I asked the chef if the menu was organic. He said, 'Well, the paper comes from trees.
I asked the waiter if the menu was gluten-free. He said, 'No, but the Wi-Fi is!
I told the waiter I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it—especially if it's on the menu!
I asked the waiter if the menu had vegetarian options. He said, 'Yes, the page that has salads is plant-based.
I found a spelling mistake on the menu. It said 'choclate.' I guess they can't resist adding a little extra 'latte'!
I tried to order a chicken from the menu, but it said, 'Don't count your chickens before they're hatched... or grilled.

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