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Ever wonder if mental health professionals have their own support group? I mean, listening to our problems day in and day out, they probably gather around, sip some tea, and discuss their most "unique" cases. "You won't believe what walked into my office today...
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Mental health professionals must have a secret stash of patience somewhere. I mean, imagine listening to people's innermost fears and anxieties all day and not wanting to run away screaming. They're basically modern-day superheroes with a never-ending supply of empathy.
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You ever notice how mental health professionals have the best poker faces? You could be pouring your heart out about your fear of garden gnomes, and they'd just nod, probably thinking about their grocery list or weekend plans.
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You ever notice how mental health professionals always have the most calming offices? It's like they're saying, "Welcome! Feel free to unravel here. Oh, and by the way, there's a box of tissues for the waterworks.
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It's funny how mental health professionals have the ability to make you feel like your problem is both incredibly unique and also something they've heard a thousand times before. "Ah, yes, the existential dread of mismatched socks. Classic.
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Have you ever tried explaining your issues to a mental health professional and suddenly you become a poet? "Well, you see doc, it's like my emotions are a stormy sea, and I'm just a tiny boat with a leak.
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There's something oddly comforting about a mental health professional's clock. You know, the one that seems to tick slower than any other clock on the planet, as if saying, "Take your time, we've got 50 minutes and a lifetime to sort through.
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Mental health professionals must be experts at charades. I mean, after years of interpreting our vague descriptions like, "I feel... you know, like a sad balloon," they could probably win an Oscar for best non-verbal communication.
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Have you ever tried to tell a mental health professional a "quick" story, and suddenly you're reciting your entire life history? It's like a therapy session turned into a marathon, and you're not sure if you're the runner or the spectator.
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