5 Mental Health Professionals Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 14 2025

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The Therapist

Balancing other people's sanity while questioning my own
Therapists give the best relationship advice because they've heard everyone else's problems and know what not to do.

The Receptionist

Dealing with crazy schedules and crazier clients
I asked my therapist if I need therapy for dealing with people who need therapy. She just handed me another appointment schedule.

The Patient

Trying to convince the therapist I'm normal while knowing I'm not
I told my therapist I have a fear of commitment, and she suggested I commit to more therapy sessions.

The Support Group Leader

Helping others while secretly questioning why I signed up for this
Being in charge of a support group is a bit like being a referee in a game where everyone is trying to out-sad each other.

The Hypochondriac

Trying to convince mental health professionals that my mind is the only thing healthy about me
I'm so paranoid that even my therapist thinks I need therapy.

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