8 Jokes For Meditating

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Updated on: Aug 31 2024

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I attempted meditation but ended up composing a mental grocery list!
I tried meditating in a noisy room. Let's just say I achieved 'chaotic zen'!
Meditation class was going well until I realized I was silently humming the theme song to 'Star Wars'!
Why don't meditators ever get into arguments? They're too busy finding their 'inner peace'!
Meditating in traffic is challenging. Trying to 'om' with road rage isn't very calming!
Meditating while hungry is risky. You might achieve 'enlightenment' on the way to the fridge!
Why did the meditation teacher refuse to use social media? They wanted to stay 'unfollowed'!
Meditation is like a good joke—sometimes the punchline sneaks up on you!

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