7 Jokes For Meditating

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Updated on: Aug 31 2024

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Why did the yogi refuse to argue? They preferred to 'om' out of the conversation!
I tried meditating at the beach. Turns out, seagulls are the anti-meditation squad!
My meditation technique? Trying not to think about what I'm trying not to think about!
My meditation app asked me to relax and let my thoughts drift. Now it's booking a vacation to the Bahamas!
The secret to great meditation? Breathe in, breathe out, and ignore the neighbor's barking dog!
I went to a meditation retreat but couldn't stop thinking about the buffet they promised!
I meditated for so long; now I can fold laundry with 'mindful precision'!

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