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Meditating on Public Transport
Seeking calm in the midst of commuting chaos
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Meditating on the subway is like attempting to find Zen in a can of sardines. You close your eyes, and suddenly, you're one with the crowd – the very crowded crowd.
Meditating as a Parent
Trying to find inner peace while surrounded by chaos
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Parent meditation tip: Sit in a quiet room, close your eyes, take a deep breath, and just as you're about to find serenity, your kid barges in asking, "Where do babies come from?" Yeah, inner peace, meet the birds and the bees.
Meditating with Pets
Finding serenity while your furry friends have other plans
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Cat owners, ever try meditating with a purring feline on your lap? It's like achieving nirvana while being vibrated by a furry lawnmower. Inner peace or involuntary massage? You decide.
Meditating in the Office
Seeking calm in the midst of work deadlines and office drama
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Tried office meditation to reduce stress. The only thing reduced was the battery life on my noise-canceling headphones. Apparently, the hum of the photocopier is not a white noise conducive to enlightenment.
Meditating at the Gym
Attempting tranquility surrounded by grunting and weight dropping
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Gym meditation is a unique experience. You close your eyes to meditate, and suddenly someone mistakes your yoga mat for a treadmill. Cardio meditation, they call it – running away from misplaced equipment.
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