5 Jokes For Medieval

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Apr 26 2025

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The Wizard's Apprentice

Mastering spells and dealing with magical mishaps
My master wizard told me to 'take flight.' I misunderstood and ended up on a broomstick. Let's just say it wasn't the most graceful flight.

The Dragon in Therapy

Coping with being misunderstood and stereotyped
Everyone thinks being a dragon is all fun and games until they realize I'm terrified of knights. Imagine being scared of shiny, jousting overgrown chickens!

The Noble Knight

Balancing chivalry and modern dating
I asked my squire to fetch me a 'maiden.' He brought me an iPhone and said, 'Sir, this is the closest we have to a maiden in this century.'

The Mischievous Court Jester

Navigating humor without offending the king
I tried stand-up comedy in the castle courtyard. Let's just say the audience's response was as loud as the sound of a drawbridge closing—crickets and groans.

The Peasant with Big Dreams

Aspiring for more in a society divided by class
I tried auditioning for the royal choir. They said I had a 'peasant voice.' I thought it was a compliment until they handed me a shovel.

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