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Medical school teaches you to look at people and think about their organs. "Nice to meet you, I can't help but wonder about the state of your liver.
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Medical school teaches you to appreciate the value of sleep, mainly because you realize how many diseases are linked to lack of it. Insomnia? Nah, just prepping for my future patients.
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In medical school, we learn to diagnose ourselves with rare diseases every time we study a new chapter. Suddenly, a headache becomes a potential case for a neurologist.
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The only time medical students have a social life is during anatomy class when we finally get to socialize with our cadaver. "Hey there, Mr. Johnson, hope you don't mind if we discuss the weekend plans over your ribcage.
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You haven't experienced true excitement until you've successfully diagnosed a fictional character on TV before the actual doctor in the show does. Take that, Dr. House!
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Medical school has turned me into a human thesaurus for medical terms. Forget small talk; let's discuss the fascinating world of gastroenterology at the next party!
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Ever notice how medical students can't watch a medical show without critiquing every scene? "Come on, that surgery scene was so unrealistic. No one wears heels in the operating room!
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In medical school, we have a love-hate relationship with WebMD. It's like a suspenseful thriller – you start reading about a headache and end up convinced you have a rare tropical disease.
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Being in medical school is like joining an exclusive club where the membership fee is your sanity. At least we get a fancy diploma at the end, right?
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