5 Jokes For Medical School

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Feb 02 2025

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The Clueless Patient

Trying to understand medical jargon
I googled my symptoms before seeing the doctor. Now, every time he says something, I'm like, "Is that the official medical term or did you just read my search history?

The Skeptical Non-Medical Friend

Doubting the authenticity of medical stories
I don't believe in medical miracles until my friend, the medical student, diagnosed my ailment just by looking at me. Either he's a genius or I need to stop using WebMD.

The Sleep-Deprived Resident

Surviving on caffeine and minimal sleep
The other day, I was so tired that I almost performed surgery on a mannequin. The worst part? The mannequin was in a department store window. That's a malpractice suit waiting to happen.

The Future Hypochondriac Doctor

Experiencing medical school-induced paranoia about personal health
I once took my own pulse during a date. When my date asked what I was doing, I said, "Just checking for irregular heartbeats. You never know when you're going to stumble upon a medical emergency in the wild.

The Overachieving Medical Student

Balancing perfect grades with a social life
I'm so committed to my studies that I have a recurring nightmare about failing a test. In the dream, I wake up in a cold sweat, and my mom is there saying, "It's just a dream, honey. You passed your imaginary medical exam.

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