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The Mayflower voyage was basically the 17th-century version of "remote work." Just replace Zoom meetings with waves and virtual backgrounds with whatever you imagine the New World looks like.
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You ever try imagining the Mayflower's version of "Are we there yet?" It’s like, "Captain, I swear, if I see one more dolphin, I'm jumping overboard!
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Imagine being on the Mayflower and trying to explain to your friends back in Europe, "Yeah, I'm on this boat for months. Why? Oh, you know, just exploring, hoping to find a place to, I don't know, not starve.
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The Mayflower was like the original Airbnb. "Stayed in a cozy wooden room, great ocean view. The hosts were a bit puritanical, though.
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Can you imagine the Mayflower passengers getting a weather update? "Expecting some light waves with a chance of scurvy. Pack accordingly.
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You know, the Mayflower had it easy compared to modern flights. I mean, they crossed the Atlantic in that tiny ship for months, and we complain if the in-flight Wi-Fi isn’t working for a couple of hours!
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Ever think about the passengers on the Mayflower? I mean, no TripAdvisor reviews, no Yelp for food recommendations. "Five stars for the ocean view, but the in-flight entertainment was just endless waves.
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You think legroom on airplanes is bad? Try standing upright in the Mayflower for weeks on end. "Ah yes, the perks of traveling in the 1600s, where your back pain is your in-flight entertainment.
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I bet the Mayflower had the first-ever "Lost and Found" section. "Has anyone seen my hat? I swear I left it next to the barrel of salted fish.
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