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Mayflower Captain's Log
The struggle of being a captain on the Mayflower
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You know you're in trouble when your ship is named after flowers. "Mayflower" sounds like something you give your grandma, not a vessel to cross the Atlantic. I was expecting a cruise, not a floating gardening expedition.
Mayflower Chef
Cooking challenges on the Mayflower
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Thanksgiving on the Mayflower was interesting. I asked if anyone had dietary restrictions, and they said, "Yeah, we don't like anything that tastes good." Tough crowd.
Mayflower Seagull
Competing with hungry sailors for food scraps
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Mayflower seagulls had the best gossip in town. We knew who had seasickness, who was in love with the cook's biscuits, and who was hiding a pet mouse. We were the original influencers, just with more feathers and less Instagram.
Mayflower First Mate
Dealing with a bossy captain and first-time sailors
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Trying to keep order on the Mayflower was like herding cats, but these cats were armed with muskets and prone to seasickness. "Please, guys, let's not use the cannons for fishing.
Mayflower Tour Guide
Navigating through tourists and history on the Mayflower
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My favorite question from tourists: "Do you think they had selfie sticks on the Mayflower?" Yeah, because nothing says "Pilgrim chic" like a group shot with the Atlantic Ocean in the background.
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