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What's Princess Leia's favorite toy on May the Fourth? Her Millennium Falconet!
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How does Wookiee like his steak cooked on May the Fourth? A little Chewie!
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What do you call a bounty hunter who loves music? Boba Beats on May the Fourth!
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What do you call a group of musical Sith? The Dark Side Orchestra on May the Fourth!
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May the Fourth – the day I realized my smartphone's autocorrect has a dark side. I sent my boss a message saying, 'I'll be in late, may the forks be with you.' Now I'm the guy who brings plastic utensils to the office.
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May the Fourth is like the unofficial Star Wars holiday. I celebrated by binge-watching all the movies. My neighbors thought I was having a lightsaber duel in my living room, but no, I was just trying to assemble IKEA furniture.
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May the Fourth – the day my alarm clock decided to wake me up with a lightsaber sound effect. Nothing says 'Good morning' like thinking you're being attacked by a Jedi before your first cup of coffee.
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May the Fourth be with you – the day I realized my lightsaber is just a flashlight with delusions of grandeur.
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May the Fourth be with you, they say. I decided to test that theory at work. Turns out, HR doesn't appreciate it when you try to Jedi mind trick your way into a longer lunch break.
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May the Fourth – the day Star Wars fans celebrate. I decided to join the festivities by walking into a bar and saying, 'I find your lack of happy hour specials disturbing.'
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May the Fourth – the day I found out my cat is a Sith Lord. She knocked a glass off the table with the power of the Dark Side and then gave me that 'What are you going to do about it?' look.
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May the Fourth is the day I tried to teach my grandma about Star Wars. She thought Darth Vader was a new flavor of prune juice. May the Fiber be with you, Grandma.
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May the Fourth be with you, they say. Well, I tried using that line on my landlord when I was late with the rent. Turns out, the Force doesn't cover late fees!
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