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On "May the Fourth," I attempted to reenact iconic Star Wars scenes with my pet cat. Turns out, cats don't respond well to lightsabers, and Chewbacca impressions just confuse them.
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May the Fourth" is when I convince myself I can conquer the day like a Jedi, but by 4 p.m., I'm just happy if I can avoid tripping over my own feet. May the coordination be with me!
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May the Fourth" is the day I attempt to organize my life like a Jedi organizes their lightsaber collection. Turns out, my socks don't have a designated spot in the Force.
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On "May the Fourth," I tried to use the Force to find my TV remote. Turns out, it was just stuck between the cushions all along. The Force isn't strong with my sofa.
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May the Fourth be with you? More like may the coffee be with me on May 4th because adulting requires a caffeinated Force to function.
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You know you're an adult when "May the Fourth" is less about Star Wars and more about remembering to pay your rent on the fourth of every month. May the rent be with you!
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May the Fourth" is like the Jedi mind trick for parents. You try to convince your kids to do their chores, saying, "These are the tasks you're looking for." Spoiler alert: It rarely works.
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May the Fourth" is the day I try to impress my friends with my Star Wars knowledge. Little do they know, my expertise is limited to quoting Yoda when trying to assemble IKEA furniture.
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May the Fourth is the day I spend an hour contemplating whether I'm more of a Han Solo or a Princess Leia in my relationship. Spoiler: I'm usually just the C-3PO, providing unnecessary commentary.
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