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You ever try using "may the force be with you" in your relationship? Yeah, don't. I tried it with my girlfriend, thinking it would add some romantic flair. So, we're saying goodbye, and I go, "Sweetheart, may the force be with you until we meet again." She gives me this puzzled look and goes, "Are you breaking up with me with a Star Wars quote?" I was like, "No, no! I just thought it sounded cool." But now, every time we argue, she's like, "Maybe the force should guide you to the dishes.
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I'm getting older, and gravity's been working against me. So, my personal trainer's like, "Come on, lift those weights, may the force be with you!" I'm thinking, "Yeah, may the force defy gravity and keep my abs in place." But no, gravity's the ultimate Sith Lord, and my abs are the innocent planets it's destroying. Now I'm just waiting for the day I walk into the gym, and Yoda's there, saying, "Deadlift, you must. May the force be with your back.
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You know, I've been trying to incorporate more positivity into my life. So, my ghost writer suggests, "may the force be with you." Great advice, right? But let me tell you, implementing that in real life is trickier than finding the Death Star's weak spot. So, I decided to use it at work, you know, for some motivational boost. I walk into my boss's office, all confident, and I'm like, "Hey, boss, may the force be with you today!" And he just looks at me like I've spoken Wookiee. I mean, I thought he'd appreciate the reference, but apparently, he's more of a Star Trek guy. Now, every time he sees me, he just raises an eyebrow and says, "Live long and prosper." Awkward, right?
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I decided to bring the force into my daily tech struggles. I'm on the phone with tech support, and instead of the usual "Have a nice day," I go, "May the force be with you." The guy on the other end pauses, and then he's like, "Sir, this is a phone company, not the Rebel Alliance hotline." I realized maybe using Jedi quotes in everyday situations isn't as universally appreciated as I thought. Now I'm just waiting for someone at the grocery store to tell me to "use the fork" instead of the force.
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