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May the force be with you" – the ultimate excuse for all my failed attempts at impressing people with my mind-blowing card tricks. "Oh, the card didn't disappear? Well, the force wasn't with me, obviously.
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May the force be with you" sounds inspirational, but sometimes I feel like my microwave is using the dark side – mysteriously turning my leftovers into chewy rubber every time.
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Trying to assemble IKEA furniture feels like a mission from the Jedi Council. "May the force be with you as you decipher these hieroglyphics and wield the mighty Allen wrench.
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You know you're an adult when the force you need is the one that helps you resist the urge to buy that unnecessary kitchen gadget just because it looks cool. May the force be with my budget!
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I asked my GPS for directions, and it replied, "May the force be with you." I appreciate the sentiment, but I just need to find the nearest coffee shop, not embark on a galactic quest.
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May the force be with you" is what I say to my Wi-Fi every time I need to join an important Zoom call. Please, force, don't let me freeze in an awkward facial expression.
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You ever notice how saying "may the force be with you" is like the ancient way of telling someone, "Good luck"? I mean, forget four-leaf clovers and horseshoes – just give me a lightsaber and Yoda's blessing before a job interview.
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Ever notice how saying "may the force be with you" is the sci-fi way of telling someone to have a safe trip? Like, "Hey, heading to the grocery store, may the force be with me – I'm out of milk.
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May the force be with you" is great advice, but let's be real – I need the force just to find matching socks in the morning. I've got a drawer full of solo socks living a lonely Jedi life.
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