5 Jokes For May The Force Be With You

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 12 2025

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The Jedi Parent

Lightsaber safety talks with the younglings
Teaching a youngling to use a lightsaber is like trying to teach a cat to dance - both involve a lot of scratches.

The Sith Intern

Being evil on a budget
I asked my supervisor for a raise, and he said, "The only thing rising here is the Death Star. Keep dreaming, intern.

The Wannabe Jedi Chef

Using the force in the kitchen
I told my friend, "I can use the force to make the perfect soufflé." He said, "Great, but can you do it without burning down the kitchen?" May the baking soda be with you.

The Overworked Jedi

Master Yoda giving too many assignments
I tried to use the force to finish my work faster, but it turns out the force is not strong with procrastination.

The Jedi Dating Life

Using the force to impress on a date
I told my date, "I can move objects with my mind," and she said, "Great, start with the check.

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