6 Marines Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 09 2025

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Why don't marines ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you have that discipline!
What did the marine say to his alarm clock? At ease, wake me up at 0600!
Why did the marine bring a pencil to the party? In case he wanted to draw his weapon!
Why did the marine bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the marine bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
Why don't marines ever lose at poker? Because they always have a great deal of discipline!

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