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The Marine Musician
Finding harmony in the midst of chaos.
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They say music soothes the soul. I played the harmonica during a stressful mission, and one Marine said, "Is that blues music or the sound of impending doom?" Well, why not both?
The Marine IT Specialist
Making technology work in the rugged field conditions.
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We have this high-tech gadget that's supposed to track enemy movements. I told my fellow Marines, "Think of it as Google Maps for warfare. Just ignore the occasional 'recalculating route' when we get lost in the wilderness.
The Drill Sergeant
Trying to teach new recruits the ropes.
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My recruits asked me, "Sergeant, why do we have to make our beds so perfectly?" I said, "Because if you can't make your bed, how are you going to camouflage yourself in the wilderness? The enemy won't be impressed by your messy bed, but they'll definitely spot you in those floral sheets!
The Marine Chef
Balancing the art of cooking and the military precision expected.
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I tried introducing vegetarian options in the mess hall. A Marine looked at the salad and said, "Is this a new form of camouflage? Green on my plate, invisible on my taste buds!
The Recon Marine
Blending into the environment while keeping a keen eye on everything.
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Being a Recon Marine is like being a ninja, but with more gear. I asked my commanding officer, "Can I get a smoke bomb or a grappling hook?" He looked at me and said, "Son, you've been watching too many action movies. This is the Marine Corps, not Hollywood!
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