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Why did the manhole start a gardening club? It wanted to explore its cover crop potential!
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Why did the manhole become a stand-up comedian? Because it had a lot of well-rounded jokes!
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Why do manholes never get invited to parties? Because they always end up in the pits!
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I accidentally dropped my sandwich into a manhole. Now I have a subterranean sandwich!
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Why did the manhole break up with the sewer? It felt like things were going down the drain!
The Manhole Dilemma
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You ever notice how manholes are like the forbidden portals to the underworld? I mean, who decided to call it a manhole? It's like they couldn't decide between maintenance hatch and secret passage to Narnia, so they settled for manhole. I imagine there was a committee meeting, and someone just shouted, Let's call it a manhole and get back to lunch!
Manholes: The City's Surprise Puzzles
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You know, walking in the city is like playing a real-life game of Minesweeper, especially around manholes. You're strolling, minding your own business, and suddenly, you step on a manhole cover that's a little too wobbly. It's like, Congratulations! You've unlocked the 'Did I Just Twist My Ankle?' achievement!
Manhole Pranks
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I always wondered if there's a secret society of mischievous city workers who gather around manholes, placing them strategically to mess with our heads. It's like the city's version of a hidden camera prank show. Surprise! Your shoe's stuck in the manhole! Just kidding, it's Velcro.
Manhole Covers: The Urban UFOs
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Have you ever wondered why manhole covers are round? I mean, is it an intergalactic design choice? Maybe aliens visit our cities, see the round covers, and think, Ah, yes, the Earthlings love their UFO parking lots!
Manholes: The City's Trap Remix
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Manholes are like the DJ's of the city streets. You're walking along, enjoying the urban soundtrack, and suddenly, you hit that manhole, and it remixes the beat of your day. Boom, clank, squeak – welcome to the remix of your commute!
Manholes: The Urban Mysteries
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Manholes are like the city's unsolved mysteries. You see them every day, but you never really know what's going on beneath the surface. Maybe there's a manhole society down there, discussing our weird footwear choices and questionable dance moves. Who knows, maybe they're the ones writing my jokes!
Manhole Etiquette
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Why is it that whenever you're walking with someone, and you approach a manhole, there's this awkward dance of who's going to step around it first? It's like a sophisticated game of urban chess, where the winner gets to avoid a potential ankle twist, and the loser... well, the loser just limps along.
Manhole Yoga
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Manholes are the yogis of the urban landscape. You try walking around them gracefully, but there's always that one person who attempts the most elaborate yoga move to avoid stepping on the cover. It's like, Congratulations, you've just mastered the 'Awkward Sideways Shuffle' pose.
Manholes: Nature's Trapdoors
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Manholes are like nature's way of testing your reflexes. You're strolling down the street, texting or daydreaming, and suddenly, you see a manhole. Your brain goes into survival mode, and for a split second, you're in a Kung Fu movie, dodging invisible traps.
Manholes: The City's Comedy Stage
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I think manholes are secretly aspiring comedians. You ever notice how they always pick the perfect timing to make that creaky, metallic sound just as you're telling a joke or having an important conversation? It's like they're saying, Hold on, folks, this one's a knee-slapper!
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