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Manholes are like the urban equivalent of trapdoors. One wrong step, and you're not in Narnia; you're just ankle-deep in questionable city water. The only magical thing down there is how fast you can jump back out.
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Manholes are the real-life portals to the underworld. You lift one up, and suddenly, you're in a realm of pipes, cables, and who knows what else. It's the urban version of "Choose Your Own Adventure," but every option leads to a sewage system.
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Manholes are like the city's peek-a-boo champions. They're always hiding, and then, out of nowhere, they pop up, revealing what's beneath. I can almost hear them saying, "Surprise! Bet you didn't know there's a whole other world down here.
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Walking over a manhole is the adult version of stepping on lava as a kid. You develop these incredible agility skills, trying to avoid them like they're hot coals. Forget hopscotch; it's all about manhole hopscotch.
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Have you ever walked over a manhole and thought, "Is this the spot where Pennywise is going to invite me to his sewer party?" I mean, clowns in the sewer - that's the stuff of nightmares. Manholes should come with a warning: "May contain unexpected circus acts.
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Manholes are the real influencers of the city. They're always trending, but no one really wants to get too close to them. It's like, "Hey, manhole, I'll snap a pic of you, but I'm not standing on you - you do you, from a distance.
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You ever notice how manholes are like the secret doors of the city? Just waiting there, minding their own business, and suddenly, someone lifts them up, and bam! You're in the underground level of the urban video game.
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You ever try to avoid stepping on a manhole cover, thinking it's bad luck? It's like the city's version of walking under a ladder. But in this case, it's not superstition; it's just a clever way to dodge a surprise shower from below.
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You ever notice how manholes are like the city's mani-pedi spots? They're these little maintenance holes, making sure the urban landscape stays polished and presentable. Just imagine a little manhole spa day with sewer treatments – the ultimate urban makeover.
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