5 Jokes For Manhole

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 22 2025

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The Alien Visitor

Trying to understand why humans have these mysterious holes in their cities.
I overheard someone say, "Watch out for the manhole!" I was terrified, thinking there was a dangerous creature lurking. Turns out, it's just a cover. You humans and your dramatic language!

The GPS Voice

Dealing with the frustration of constantly recalculating routes due to manhole-related road closures.
I bet the GPS gets passive-aggressive about it. "Recalculating... because apparently, you enjoy the scenic route through construction zones. Have fun, I guess.

The Curious Kid

Wondering why adults make such a big deal about manholes.
Adults act like manholes are these forbidden places, but every horror movie starts with someone going down a creepy staircase. Maybe manholes are just the entrance to the world's scariest haunted house.

The Inventor

Trying to create a manhole cover that never needs fixing.
I created a manhole cover with Wi-Fi, solar panels, and a snack dispenser. The city didn't buy it, but I've got the coolest manhole cover on my street.

The Construction Worker

Trying to explain to people why manholes take so long to fix.
I told my friend I work with manholes, and he said, "Oh, you must be good with technology." Yeah, I'm great with technology; I can make a manhole cover vanish into thin air!

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