19 Jokes For Make Me A Sandwich

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Updated on: Dec 17 2024

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Why did the sandwich go to the gym? It wanted to get more fit 'bread-y' for its lunchtime!
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the sandwich dressing!
What do you call a sleeping sandwich? A 'sub'-zzz!
What's a sandwich's favorite clothing? 'Wrap'-pers!
Why don't sandwiches ever win at poker? They always fold!
What's a sandwich's favorite TV show? 'The Walking Bread'!
What's a sandwich's favorite day of the week? 'Satur-deli'!
Why was the sandwich so good at karate? Because it had a 'killer' punch!
What's a sandwich's favorite type of music? 'Rye'-thm and Blues!

Sandwich Shenanigans

You know, I got a note the other day that said, make me a sandwich. I thought, Wow, even my to-do list is getting demanding now! Next thing you know, it'll be asking for a foot rub and a vacation!

The Note Conundrum

Who leaves notes saying make me a sandwich? I mean, is that a secret password for some kind of underground sandwich club? Should I whisper it into my fridge and wait for a secret compartment to open up?

Note or Not Note

Who leaves a note saying make me a sandwich? Like, is this some cryptic message? Maybe it's a lost line from a Shakespeare play: To eat or not to eat, that is the sandwich.

Fridge Whisperer

Got this mysterious note, make me a sandwich. I'm starting to believe my fridge is trying to communicate with me. Next, it'll be sending emojis and asking for a Wi-Fi connection!

The Haunted Lunch Break

I got this note that said make me a sandwich. So now I'm convinced my lunch breaks are haunted by a poltergeist with a craving for PB&J! If it starts leaving Yelp reviews, I'm done for!

Demanding Appliances

Whoever wrote that note, make me a sandwich, clearly has high expectations for my kitchen appliances! I mean, the fridge keeps things cool, but it's not the next Gordon Ramsay!

Subway of Life

Ever get a note demanding a sandwich? I mean, it's not like I have a fast food genie stashed in the kitchen! But hey, if anyone figures out how to summon a sandwich with a note, please share. My lunch break could use some magic!

Sandwich Mind Reader

Got this note that said make me a sandwich. I think my fridge is evolving—it's gone from chilling food to mind-reading! Now I'm worried it might start giving me advice on what to wear!

The Hungry Ghost

Someone left a note saying make me a sandwich. I wonder if it's a ghost haunting my kitchen, a sandwich-loving specter! If it keeps up, I'll have to start setting out a loaf of bread and some ham to keep the ghost happy.

Sandwich Demands

I love how people think leaving a note saying make me a sandwich will magically summon a deli chef! Maybe I should start leaving notes around like, Make me a million dollars, and see how that pans out!

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