7+ Best One Liners Jokes For make me a sandwich

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I asked my sandwich if it wanted to hear a joke. It said, 'Sure, but keep it short—I'm on a roll!

Why did the sandwich get arrested? It was 'toast'ing without a permit!

How do you make a sandwich laugh? Tell it a 'pun'-ny joke!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? 'Nacho' cheese—unless it's in a sandwich!

Why did the sandwich blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!

What did the bread say to the sandwich maker? 'You're on a roll!'

How do sandwiches greet each other? They say, 'Lettuce meet between two slices!

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