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The other day someone said, "Hey, make me a sandwich." I responded with, "Sure, I'll make you a sandwich... if you can find the kitchen and operate a toaster without burning down the house. Bonus points if you can identify all the ingredients.
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Someone told me to "make them a sandwich," and I thought, "Sure, I'll make you a sandwich... and if you're lucky, I might even cut it diagonally. Because nothing says 'I care' like triangular bread slices.
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You ever notice how when someone says, "Make me a sandwich," it's like they've handed you a challenge with a side of condiments? It's not just about food; it's about proving your culinary prowess in the face of a hunger-induced crisis.
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Make me a sandwich" is the adult version of being asked to share your toys. It's like, "Fine, I'll do it, but you owe me big time. And by big time, I mean you're doing the dishes for a week.
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You know, someone once said to me, "Make me a sandwich." And I thought, "Sure, I can make you a sandwich, but let's talk about this groundbreaking request. Are we really living in the 21st century or did I accidentally stumble into a time machine set to the 1950s?!
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Someone once told me to "make them a sandwich," and I thought, "Sure, I'll make you a sandwich, but only if you promise not to critique my sandwich-making technique. This isn't a Michelin-star kitchen; it's a survival mission to feed you!
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You ever notice how "make me a sandwich" is like a secret code for, "I'm too lazy to make it myself, but I still want credit for coming up with the idea"? It's the culinary equivalent of a participation trophy.
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Make me a sandwich" – the request that turns every kitchen into a battlefield. It's not just about assembling ingredients; it's about strategic planning, multitasking, and a dash of negotiation skills. Forget about cooking shows; we need a reality show called "Sandwich Wars.
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Make me a sandwich" – it's like the unofficial slogan of every lazy person in the history of relationships. I mean, forget 'I love you.' It's more like, 'I loaf you, now make me a sandwich.' How did bread and deli meats become the key to expressing affection?
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