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Joke Types
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What's a lycan's favorite type of TV show? Anything with a good fur-plot twist!
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Why did the lycan start a comedy club? Because he wanted to howl with laughter!
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How do lycans communicate in the digital age? Through howl-tercations on social media!
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Why did the lycan become a stand-up comedian? He had a killer sense of humor!
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Why did the lycan apply for a job at the zoo? He heard they were looking for someone with a wild sense of humor!
Lycan Love Life
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Dating a lycanthrope must be tough. Imagine forgetting your partner's birthday and they turn into a werewolf. Talk about I gave you my heart, and you gave me a full moon.
Fur-midable Enemies
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Lycans might seem tough, but they have their enemies too. Ever seen a lycan vs. a vacuum cleaner? Let's just say it's less of a showdown and more of a fur-ocious clean-up!
Hairy Situations
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I tried dating a lycan once. Every time I asked him where he wanted to eat, he'd say, Wherever the moon takes me! I'm like, Dude, we're not hunting tonight; we're hangry!
Fur-real Problems
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People always say, Don't sweat the small stuff. But when you're a lycan, every full moon feels like a bad hair day gone wild. It's not sweat; it's just shedding tears!
Lycan Limelight
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I saw a lycan try stand-up once. He started with, Why did the werewolf go to the dentist? To which everyone replied, Why? To improve his bite! Tough crowd; they were expecting more bite!
Howling at the Moon
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You ever notice how werewolves get a bad rep? They're always labeled as these ferocious, blood-thirsty creatures. But maybe they're just howling at the moon because they forgot their anniversary, and their significant other is a lycan-lover!
Lycan Parenting
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Ever try parenting as a lycan? Billy, stop howling and go to bed! But mom, I'm embracing my inner beast! Well, embrace your inner blanket, too, and get under it!
Bark or Bite
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They say lycans have a bark worse than their bite. Probably because if they bite too hard, they'll be flossing with their own fur the next day. Dental hygiene is crucial in the supernatural world!
Moonlit Makeovers
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Ever wonder if lycans have beauty standards? Like, do they gather around a campfire during a full moon for a makeover? Stacy, that fur is so last season; you need to shed some layers!
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