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Do you think lycans have their own version of dog parks, but for werewolves? "I took my lycan for a walk, and he made friends with a vampire. It was a bit awkward, but they bonded over their love of night outings.
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Imagine a lycan trying to navigate a dating app. "Swipe right if you're okay with the occasional howling, and left if you can't handle a partner who sheds fur every full moon. Bonus points if you have silver bullets.
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You know you're dealing with a lycan accountant when they say, "My budget is so tight, it's like trying to fit into human-sized clothing during a full moon – it just doesn't work.
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Ever notice how lycans are always the last ones to leave the party? "Yeah, we were having such a good time, but then Jerry turned into a werewolf, and suddenly the dance floor cleared out. Talk about a party animal!
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I heard lycans are big fans of hair salons, but not for the reasons you might think. "Yeah, I need a trim. Werewolf problems, you know? Gotta keep the fur looking fabulous.
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I bet lycans have the ultimate excuse for being fashionably late. "Sorry, I got caught in traffic... and then turned into a giant wolf. You know how it is.
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I was reading about lycans the other day, and it got me thinking - if a werewolf works the night shift, does that mean they're just a regular guy during the day? "Hey, Bob, why do you always request the midnight shift?" "Oh, you know, just trying to avoid any awkward office transformations.
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Have you ever wondered if lycans have their own version of Yelp for haunted forests? "Two out of five stars, too many vampire tourists. Would not recommend, especially during the full moon.
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I bet lycans make terrible spies. "Hey, is that a giant wolf sneaking around?" "Nah, must be a stray. Definitely not an undercover operative on a top-secret mission.
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You ever notice how lycans, those mythical creatures that transform into wolves, have such a bad sense of timing? Like, couldn't they wait until after the full moon to send an "I miss you" text? "Sorry, babe, I just turned into a werewolf and accidentally sent you a howl emoji.
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