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Lycan Hairstylist
When your hairdresser's scissors might transform you
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The lycan hairstylist insisted on using a special shampoo. It had a picture of a moon on the bottle, but I swear I heard it growl. Now, I'm not sure if I have dandruff or if I'm about to sprout a tail.
Dating a Lycanthrope
Love bites take on a whole new meaning
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My lycanthrope girlfriend has this unique way of saying sorry. Instead of flowers, she brings me the remains of the neighbor's garden. Nothing says "I love you" like a bouquet of half-eaten roses.
Lycan Fitness Classes
Getting fit while avoiding a furry catastrophe
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Trying to keep up with lycan yoga is a spiritual experience. Downward dog takes on a whole new meaning when the person next to you turns into an actual wolf. The instructor keeps saying, "Embrace your inner beast," but I just want to avoid stepping on someone else's tail.
When Your Neighbor is a Lycan
Dealing with the hairy situation next door
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My neighbor and I had a disagreement. He wanted to borrow my lawnmower, and I said, "Sure, just return it before the next full moon." Now I have to explain to the Homeowners Association why there's a lawnmower embedded in the side of his house.
Job Interview with a Lycan Boss
Balancing office politics with actual howling
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My lycan boss has a unique approach to team-building exercises. Last week, we went on a company retreat, and instead of trust falls, we had trust pounces. Let me tell you, it's hard to focus on team unity when your boss is eyeing you like a potential midnight snack.
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