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Lutherans have a love-hate relationship with change. They'll agree it's necessary, but good luck implementing it without a church council meeting that rivals the length of a Lord of the Rings movie. "One does not simply introduce a new hymn without thorough consideration.
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In a Lutheran household, the thermostat is a battleground. It's like a theological debate on the nature of warmth – some believe in the warmth of grace, while others are freezing in the cold reality of utility bills. Let the holy war of temperatures commence!
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You know you're at a Lutheran family reunion when the photo album is basically a visual history of potlucks, baptisms, and awkward family photos. It's like a scrapbook of sacraments and questionable fashion choices.
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The Lutheran potluck is a sacred event. It's the only place where you can find more variations of hotdish than there are chapters in the Bible. And don't even get me started on the dessert table – it's like a sweet pilgrimage of divine proportions.
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Have you ever noticed that Lutherans have a unique way of saying grace before meals? It's not just a simple "thank you for this food"; it's more like a theological dissertation with a side of mashed potatoes. By the time they're done, your dinner has turned into a biblical feast.
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You know you're in a Lutheran household when the highlight of the week is the excitement of choosing between the red hymnal and the green hymnal. It's like liturgical fashion, folks – red for festive occasions, green for the liturgical casual Fridays.
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Lutherans have a secret language – the Lutheran nod. It's that subtle acknowledgment when you spot someone from church in a completely unexpected place, like the grocery store. It's the ecumenical head tilt that says, "We're both here buying snacks – grace be with you.
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Lutherans are the masters of potluck diplomacy. Trying to please everyone with your dish is like attempting a culinary United Nations session. "I made a casserole with a side of compromise – there's a little something in there for everyone.
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Lutherans are the kings and queens of polite disagreements. You'll never hear a direct "no" from them; instead, it's all about the art of passive disagreement. "Well, I suppose we could consider that option if everyone else feels strongly about it." It's like diplomacy in a church basement.
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